‘Sup Watermelon

Though I’ve lived in New York for nearly 10 years, I’m a Midwesterner at heart. I’m proud of my Dayton, Ohio, heritage, even if it requires me to answer asinine questions. “Did you grow up with cows on a farm?” is a common inquiry, one that requires me to point out that the metropolitan area has nearly 1 million residents — of whom very few moo.
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